Sniper pls.

anotherchariotpulledbycats:

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it’s so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don’t know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you’re fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that ‘unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for’. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you’re supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don’t even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

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junglejim4322:

Me every time my stomach hurts

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moth-unit-00:

suddenly-sara:

huffylemon:

I adore that we’ve censored the word “sexual” on Twitter User @FAGGOTMOUTH’s tweet.

Tweet fixed:

Patch notes:

• Uncensored the word “sexual”
• Changed “zipping” to “jopping”
• Removed herobrine

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beaniebabyoftheday:

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

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baaeluu:

cambriancutie:

favorite visual gags:

• something drawn realistically to show an emotion
• something drawn poorly to show an emotion

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can’t find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

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az-fell-n-co:

sodium-bitch:

nick-nonya:

tiochesnaughty:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

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delsinsfire:

part of me wants to be professional part of me wants to sign my emails with dark souls texts

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apricops:

mayleavestars:

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

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